Church of the Almighty Loaf #2536403
ReligionENreligious parodybread humorfictional cult
Description
As thou joins thy ranks of the Loaf, thou shall seek for thy yeasty and floury enlightenment. Our Loaf God would be delighted to take thou under his whole grain wing. A reading from the book of Loafism: Then Loaf cut a slice of himself and gave it to the disciples to be shared among them. "Eat this bread for it is my body," he said. And they listened to Him, allowing the holy whole grains to flow through their veins. His smile, his eyes, his love, his heart, his demeanor, his generosity, his care, his face, his beauty, his grace, him!
Written by the group; not a statement by this register.
Membership history
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 3 Oct 2026, 12:37 | 102 | -1 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 22:04 | 103 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by @unary as measured.
Groups seen changing owner — the largest ever handed over and the most recent — are on the ownership transfers board.
Members we’ve seen
@unary — The Almighty Loaf (rank 255)
Denny (@d5nn5s) — Loaf Priest (rank 254)
furry (@notalbertschild) — Loafs (rank 1)
@DrxMyth — Loafs (rank 1)
Rockit (@3GnomesInaTrenchcoat) — Loafs (rank 1)
@TheDafty — Loafs (rank 1)
j740 (@rizestreamerbtw2) — Loafs (rank 1)
A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.
Rank structure
Roles and per-rank member counts as Roblox reports them (rank 0 = guest … 255 = owner).
Related groups
Groups whose measured members overlap with this one — a sample from our membership graph.
Open data
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