-{Professional Baby Eaters}- #2552840
Description
It was rumored that the PBE society that we just run up and just gobble the baby whole like a caveman. However, that is not true, here at the PBE we have a little more class, we'd rather cook or fry the baby, maybe even put them in a stew on special occasions. Yes, we eat babies, but we wouldn't be called the Professional Baby Eaters if we were savages. The Limbs of the baby are great snacks. The Head not used, but the Eyes and Tongue are allowed. The baby's ribs are the more better tasting part of the baby. Stay clear from the Brain, Teeth, Nose, Nails, and Privates when preparing your baby. Now think, long and hard, are you good enough to join PBE? If so, press that Join button and we'll be happy to work with you on your baby cravings.
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Membership history
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 18 Aug 2026, 16:02 | 8 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by @nionito11 as measured.
Members we’ve seen
@nionito11 — Baby King (rank 255)
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