The Satanic Church #2643726

309

members (measured 23 Aug 2026, 02:30 UTC)

11 August 2015

created (per Roblox API)

10 August 2026

first measured by this register

ReligionENreligionoccultphilosophy

Description

The Nine Satanic Statements. 1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence. 2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams. 3.Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit. 4.Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates. 5.Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek. 6.Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires. 7.Satan represents man as just another anima, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development", has become the most vicious animal of all. 8.Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification. 9.Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years. 3rd to 5th Degree members are part of the Priesthood of Mendes and MUST be called Reverend.

Written by the group; not a statement by this register.

Membership history

Growth

2 measurements spanning 1 day, net +2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 307–309 and does not start at zero.

Measurement log — every members count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	Members	Change
18 Aug 2026, 04:16	309	+2
16 Aug 2026, 16:40	307	first reading

Ownership

Owned by @HippieTreeRock as measured.

Experiences

0

players in this group’s experiences right now

57

lifetime visits across 1 experiences

The Satanic Church's Place Number: 00 playing now

Experiences this group owns, by lifetime visits. Live-player counts are from our last measurement.

Members we’ve seen

@HippieTreeRock — Satan the Dark Lord (rank 255)

K0rpz (@yosefpro54) — Order of 9 (rank 245)

unknown (@donstranplay) — Order of 9 (rank 245)

graveyard (@Z0mbi3Gxtz) — Order of 9 (rank 245)

@SylvesterClaus — Order of 9 (rank 245)

shellshock (@DescendIntoDeprvity) — Order of 9 (rank 245)

noChat (@gagatopmega35) — Order of 9 (rank 245)

A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.

Rank structure

Satan the Dark Lord1

Maga/Magus (Fifth Degree)0

Magistra/Magister (Fourth Degree)0

Priestess/Priest (Third Degree)0

Witch/Warlock (Second Degree)0

Active Member—Satanist (First Degree)0

Registered Member (no degree)0

Order of 9305

Member307

Guest0

Roles and per-rank member counts as Roblox reports them (rank 0 = guest … 255 = owner).

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Open data

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