The Moai Men #3102632
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Description
I am a man with an ordinary head I am a man with a typical life I am a man with an ordinary job I am a man with a typical #### I saw a postcard, It meant a lot to me. It had a picture of How i want ## life to be... I want a head like ### heads you see on Easter Island, Easter Island I want a big strong forehead I want to stand up tall I want a head like ### heads you see on Easter Island, Easter Island. I want to stare at ### seaside and do nothing at all. I am a man of unassuming stature I am a man of conventional ways. I am a man of mediocre intellect. I am a man of uneventful days. But i saw a travelogue It meant a lot to me It had a picture of How i want ## life to be... I want a head like ### heads you see on Easter Island, Easter Island I want a three-ton nose job I want to stand up tall I want a head like ### heads you see on Easter Island, Easter Island. I want to stare at ### seaside and do nothing at all.
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Membership history
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Aug 2026, 17:07 | 4 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by @MightyWanderer as measured.
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Members we’ve seen
@MightyWanderer — Moai Master (rank 255)
@MrLonely1221 — Magic Moai Missile (rank 254)
AeThex (@SpeshulK1D) — Moai Men (rank 253)
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Rank structure
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