The New Order of the Coffee #32923746
Description
Not too long ago, the three of us - Major Williams, the now Colonel Lukas, and myself - brewed the first coffee that led towards the Goa'uld uprising. Despite SG-1 and the Tau'ri's valor and frequent victory against the false gods of the System Lods, there was truly one, all-powerful, all-seeing being which caused the miracle of their survival: The Coffee God. The Coffee God did not deliver falsehood, nor bring terror upon those who denied its power - but rather, show them, with the power of the Coffee Pile, that coffee was all powerful. Coffee's blessing was not only energy, but strength and courageousness. The Coffee Pile is the shrine that breaks the border between the soul and the coffee beans. One must create the coffee pile to become truly blessed.
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Membership history
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 1 Sept 2026, 15:39 | 22 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by RodneySGA (@username_name222) as measured.
Experiences
Experiences this group owns, by lifetime visits. Live-player counts are from our last measurement.
Members we’ve seen
RodneySGA (@username_name222) — Group Holder (rank 255)
007n7 (@Hermie4leg) — Coffee Priests (rank 145)
A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.
Rank structure
Roles and per-rank member counts as Roblox reports them (rank 0 = guest … 255 = owner).
Related groups
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