Your Local Rats. #33294908
Description
Copy and pasted rat puns from google ↓ What happens when a rat plays with a machine gun? Ratatatatata Why can’t rodents be successful criminals? Because someone always rats them out. What would you get if you let a pet rat mop up your kitchen? You'd get a squeaky clean floor. How can you get a rat to smile? You tell it some cheesy jokes. What do you call a rat with no legs? A furball. Why do rats suck at taking pictures? Because whenever they say "Cheese." they all scatter to find it. Why do some people use rat-shaped fishing bait? Because they want to catch a catfish. What is a rat’s favorite movie? The Fast and the Furriest. How do rats stay fit? By practicing ka-rat-e. anyways. welcome the group. WE LIVE IN THE SEWERSSSS
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Membership history
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Aug 2026, 02:38 | 6 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by user #1251202297 as measured.
Members we’ve seen
erika (@lamourv) — golden rat (rank 3)
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