The Democratic People's Republic of Bestest Korea #34142164
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Description
Best Korea (officially known as the Glorious People’s Democratic Republic of Best Korea) is the top half of the Korean Peninsula and, the greatest country in the world. Locals proudly call it Best Korea—because obviously, it’s way better than South Korea (aka Worst Korea in official bedtime stories). While South Korea wastes time on silly things like K-pop, Wi-Fi, and food variety, Best Korea focuses on what really matters: giant parades, statues of leaders, and pretending electricity is optional. Its capital, Pyongyang, is a shining city where everything looks amazing—at least in the five blocks tourists are allowed to see. Best Korea is famous for: Having internet so fast, no one’s ever seen it Winning every sports game they play (don’t ask how) Producing more marching than actual goods Best Korea insists it has everything—and we refuse to show it off to the rest of the world because you guys don't deserve to see it. Come here and see it yourself!
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Membership history
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Aug 2026, 14:53 | 44 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by Something Lurking (@CasualLurker) as measured.
Members we’ve seen
Something Lurking (@CasualLurker) — 인민군원수 Inmingun-wonsu (Marshal) (rank 255)
Bore (@borecxxl55) — 대좌 Daechwa (rank 9)
dani (@ImDanSan) — Citizens (rank 1)
Thermopylae (@Ungranda_Sonic) — Citizens (rank 1) terminated
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Rank structure
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