The Noob Empires. #34378706
Description
We are really one Empire ruled by one Monarch but spit into three different states with their own representatives. We are a Militaristic-Monarchy made up of noobs, all states may chose a new ideology ONLY if it obeys our ideology and laws. Our states are Noobus, Baconus, and Guestus, our capital is Classicus in the middle of Noobus Classicus is where the Leader lives and resides.
Written by the group; not a statement by this register.
Membership history
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Aug 2026, 21:36 | 1 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkl (@spongejake200) as measured.
Members we’ve seen
Qwertyuiopasdfghjkl (@spongejake200) — Leader of the noobs (rank 255)
A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.
Related groups
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Open data
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