Cult of Sealism #34441993
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Description
CULT OF SEALISM Hello, initiate. What is Sealism, you ask? Well, it’s simple. We believe that SEALS (yes, the chunky blubbery sea dogs) are the true Gods of this world. This has been proven through Ponsuke the Ringed Seal appearing to me in my bedroom one night and telling me the Great Truth; I must fulfill the role he has given to me to spread the word of our great creators. Our Gods take form of seemingly “unintelligent” creatures lacking cognitive thought when really all along their simple acts portray what we are supposed to follow. “Eat, sleep, be chunky, swim, and play.” Only the ignorant will deny this truth. Be kind humans. Like the Gods ask of. (We do NOT worship sea lions. They are the filth of this world and are commonly mistaken as seals.)
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Membership history
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Aug 2026, 12:19 | 37 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by cccrowdpleaser (@zygoterror) as measured.
Members we’ve seen
cccrowdpleaser (@zygoterror) — PROPHET (rank 255)
kaia (@spitheIl) — INITIATE (rank 1)
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Rank structure
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