The Great Beanie Army #34500319
OtherENfictional conflicthumorbeanie fashion
Description
Ladies and gentlemen of the Beanie Army, it’s time we face an undeniable truth: our fluffy, warm foes the Anti-Beanie Army are encroaching on our sacred right to be snug and stylish. They laugh at our hats, mock our fashion, and dare I say, threaten our very essence of cozy rebellion. Yes, they’ve crossed the line. They've dared to suggest that beanies are nothing more than 'head-shaped potato sacks' and that ‘warmth’ is an overrated concept. They’re armed with their icy logic and their hairdryer-powered propaganda, trying to make us question the supremacy of our beloved beanies. I declare war on the Anti-Beanie Army!
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Membership history
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Aug 2026, 10:31 | 21 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by user #2832260693 as measured.
Members we’ve seen
sammerton (@MysteryMMan5) — Civilian (rank 252)
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