Stink Universe #34646312
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Description
On January 12, 1964 the Almighty Einkäufer, God of All Existance, was reincarnated as a human named Jeffrey Preston Bezos. Born with an insatiable desire to acquire and distribute, young Jeff quickly rose to prominence in the business world. He founded a company, which rapidly expanded to sell everything imaginable. As his company's influence grew, so did the whispers of Bezos's true nature. A cult formed around him, its members donning blue vests and chanting, "Prime be with you." They believed that every package delivered was a blessing from their reincarnated god. The cult's sacred text, "The Terms Of Service," detailed the path to enlightenment through one-click ordering and same-day shipping. Devotees built shrines of cardboard boxes and offered up their data as tribute. Soon Warehouses became temples, delivery drones their winged messengers. The Almighty Einkäufer, disguised as Bezos, had reshaped the world in his image once again.
Written by the group; not a statement by this register.
Membership history
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Aug 2026, 19:14 | 236 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by @pinker_stinker5150 as measured.
Experiences
Experiences this group owns, by lifetime visits. Live-player counts are from our last measurement.
Members we’ve seen
@pinker_stinker5150 — Apostle (rank 255)
Chres (@ChresKV) — Associate (rank 252)
rehkloo6 (@JeffDaAwesomeDu) — Associate (rank 252)
Heather (@happypugs23) — Associate (rank 252)
Gachi Man (@GachiTyler) — Associate (rank 252)
Maxine_Winters (@morri7944) — Member (rank 2)
@Volcanic_Vipers — Member (rank 2)
@Kollectoral — Member (rank 2)
Yenji (@YenjiSama) — Member (rank 2)
peezus (@PolyVector) — Member (rank 2)
Froggity (@Fr0ggity) — Member (rank 2)
BuffBesos (@Fairie_Liights) — Member (rank 2)
SebTheDev (@steevy_dj2300) — Member (rank 2)
@Kaibrother_one — Member (rank 2)
@KICK_TRIP — Member (rank 2)
jeffreybesos (@pearpips) — Member (rank 2)
@L40t — Member (rank 2)
larpenn72 (@Putenn72) — Admin (rank 1)
@anundju — Admin (rank 1)
1eeeeeee (@Mrkillerbubba2010) — Admin (rank 1)
scooter (@scooter_user) — Admin (rank 1)
@Messeras — Admin (rank 1)
Cashier Dev (@localhoneydumbell) — Admin (rank 1)
FatherSponge (@sP0nGebOBbbbbbbbbb) — Admin (rank 1)
jello (@IBuildXP) — Admin (rank 1)
A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.
Rank structure
Roles and per-rank member counts as Roblox reports them (rank 0 = guest … 255 = owner).
Related groups
Groups whose measured members overlap with this one — a sample from our membership graph.
Open data
Download this group’s measured record — free to reuse with attribution: membership history (CSV) · full record (JSON)
Each file carries its licence and retrieval time inside it, and is generated from the same measurements shown above.