Haplessian Lumberjacks Co. #34683804
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Description
We exist only to spite Silver Oaks. There are no requirements here, nor are there any events. This group simply exists as a silent army protesting the tyranny of the horrid, malign, and shady higher ups attempting to force their control upon the populace through the conduit that is "Silver Oaks Retirement Home". This supposed "Retirement home" building uses occult eldritch magic to dramatically reduce the temporal frequency of Humans in the general vicinity, leading to suppressed motor functions and increased levels of anger. They also use this magic to influence the masses by psionically broadcasting Propaganda into the minds of nearby civilians. This is all part of their master plan to overrun Nowhereville and enforce their horrid rules through their hypnotised Sector-7 Reaper squads. Join this group if you share our goals.
Written by the group; not a statement by this register.
Membership history
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Aug 2026, 07:34 | 42 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by Arcane (@indie_archer) as measured.
Members we’ve seen
Arcane (@indie_archer) — Odin, Allfather (rank 255)
Jerry (@xvp08) — Asgardians (rank 254)
@Ocenting — Midgardians (rank 1)
Cami_17 (@C300_isBAck) — Midgardians (rank 1)
Sergeant (@redmask161) — Midgardians (rank 1)
A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.
Rank structure
Roles and per-rank member counts as Roblox reports them (rank 0 = guest … 255 = owner).
Related groups
Groups whose measured members overlap with this one — a sample from our membership graph.
Open data
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