Haplessian Lumberjacks Co. #34683804

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Description

We exist only to spite Silver Oaks. There are no requirements here, nor are there any events. This group simply exists as a silent army protesting the tyranny of the horrid, malign, and shady higher ups attempting to force their control upon the populace through the conduit that is "Silver Oaks Retirement Home". This supposed "Retirement home" building uses occult eldritch magic to dramatically reduce the temporal frequency of Humans in the general vicinity, leading to suppressed motor functions and increased levels of anger. They also use this magic to influence the masses by psionically broadcasting Propaganda into the minds of nearby civilians. This is all part of their master plan to overrun Nowhereville and enforce their horrid rules through their hypnotised Sector-7 Reaper squads. Join this group if you share our goals.

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Membership history

Ownership

Owned by Arcane (@indie_archer) as measured.

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Members we’ve seen

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Rank structure

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Related groups

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