Greazeburger Incorporated #35167328
OtherENsatireabsurdist humorfictional lore
Description
“In the year of the Lord 2019, when our golden footfalls first landed on the green grass of Earth's surface, we had a mission to set, when we learned that the people of this world were uneducated and unaware of the glorious Greaze. We were startled to our core, so we made documentaries made of mustard-yellow in which we told the narrative of Greaze and distributed them among man So now we welcome you to the Greazeburger family. Greazeburger incorporated strives to supply its consumers with innovative and awesome products. Our forward-thinking ideas and impressive business models is focused on the development of the next big thing in the field of Greaze, and the company's success depends only on you! So let us invite you to the correct way the Greazeburger's way Holy be the greasy fire, blessed be Greazeburger, gifts upon the righteous from up on Upper Corporate High, and may the coupons be everlasting. Bless be Him, the Creator Enlightened Omnipotent, Ebenezer, May He Bless Us All"
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Membership history
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 17:00 | 2 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by @SeamusGreaze as measured.
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Members we’ve seen
@SeamusGreaze — Godhead (rank 255)
Sim (@simeodu59) — Discount-Customers (rank 1)
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