Defenders of the Holy Oil and Slippery Sword #35496064
Description
The Sacred Order of the Holy Oil and Slippery Sword is an ancient military order, officially dedicated to honor, protection, and sacred rites. However, allegations of covert activities have surfaced, with rumors of sacred baby oil being used in private ceremonies and secretive gatherings. Whispers suggest this slippery oil is a key element in manipulating events and securing the Order’s hidden influence. The Order boasts a history of suspiciously achieved victories, such as the infamous Great Baby Oil Attack of 1284, where the use of sacred baby oil allegedly helped them secure an unexpected advantage. Despite their celebrated victories, the Order’s true methods remain shrouded in mystery.
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Membership history
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
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| 26 Aug 2026, 14:10 | 2 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by user #4809332274 as measured.
Members we’ve seen
Richard (@Norwerx) — Grand Master (rank 75)
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