Out of Pocket Clothing #35679401
OtherENhumormemescreative writing
Description
for some reason this gets tagged by roblox text system can you rewite it to go around that? "Forged in the molten lava of a McDonald's deep fryer at 3 AM, I emerged from the grease-soaked abyss with a singular purpose: to spread chaos, consume unholy amounts of mozzarella sticks, and dismantle the very fabric of reality one questionable decision at a time. I once blinked and caused a minor earthquake in Wisconsin. My presence alone reduces WiFi speeds by 40%. Scientists fear me, the IRS hunts me, and somewhere in the Vatican, there's an emergency meeting held every time I wake up. I am 98% caffeine, 2% regrets, and 100% legally ambiguous. My last therapist moved to an undisclosed location after one session. My pet goldfish grew legs and left to avoid me I have a PhD in overthinking, a master's in bad life choices, and a diploma in disappearing when the group bill arrives. I laugh in the face of danger, cry in the face of commitment, and disappear when responsibility knocks. Fear me.
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Membership history
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 06:44 | 157 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by @LilMsOutOfPocket as measured.
Members we’ve seen
@LilMsOutOfPocket — Himothy (rank 255)
@MainlyCadlem — Water Person (rank 1)
MuichiroMyLuv (@Kigirl_0) — Water Person (rank 1)
oxi (@XI5KI) — Water Person (rank 1)
F0RG0TT3N_FR1ENDSH1P (@W33P1ING_S0UL) — Water Person (rank 1)
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Rank structure
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Related groups
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