Church of Ryan Gosling #35809167
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Description
"He's literally me. Amen" Sacred Tenets: 1. A true Goslingite must master the Thousand-Yard Stare of Inner Serenity. Whether standing in an elevator or driving at night, one must always appear effortlessly mysterious. 2. Excessive words are for the uninitiated. Goslingites communicate primarily through meaningful glances, subtle nods, and the occasional melancholic piano solo. 3. The holy scripture, The Book of Drive, teaches us that a true believer always takes control—whether behind the wheel or in life. "If you're a hammer, everything is a nail." 4. A Goslingite must possess impeccable suit game, a soulful silence, and the ability to make any role Oscar-worthy—whether silent stuntman or singing jazz pianist. 5. To truly ascend, one must embrace the Power of Ken—an ethereal force that grants enlightenment through pastel-colored outfits, rollerblades, and synchronized dance numbers.
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Membership history
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 5 Oct 2026, 06:10 | 5 | -1 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 06:12 | 6 | first reading |
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