LAMPSHADE MAFIA #36063665
RoleplayENroleplayhumorfictional
Description
“In the beginning, there was darkness. Then we turned on the light—and took control.” Centuries ago, in the forgotten corners of IKEA, a secret order of illuminated elites rose from the shadows. Cloaked in silk and static electricity, the Lampshade Mafia has controlled the flow of wattage, ambiance, and aesthetic dominance ever since. We don’t flicker. We command. We don’t decorate. We intimidate. Each member is chosen through the ancient Rite of Illumination™—a dangerous ritual involving LED tears and forbidden extension cords. You don’t join us. You become us. All hail the Shade. Power to the plug. Sleeping…
Written by the group; not a statement by this register.
Membership history
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 3 Oct 2026, 12:31 | 5 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by quavante (@cutepoppycatdog) as measured.
Groups seen changing owner — the largest ever handed over and the most recent — are on the ownership transfers board.
Members we’ve seen
quavante (@cutepoppycatdog) — BOSS (rank 255)
A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.
Rank structure
Roles and per-rank member counts as Roblox reports them (rank 0 = guest … 255 = owner).
Related groups
Groups whose measured members overlap with this one — a sample from our membership graph.
Open data
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