Despacito Men #4442274
Description
The Despacito Men are a group of philosophers attempting to understand the morals of our world. Rules: 1. Do not attack those who disagree with you, for they have minds of their own. 2. Accept other's opinions for what they are, and meld them into your own worldview. 3. Use proper grammar, for then will you be taken seriously. 4. Disregard rules 1-3 if the individual you are talking to breaks them. 5. Spread your ideals. Those who ask not do not understand the way despacito men operate. In order to be seen as a professional philosopher, you must wear the standardized despacito man costume. If you do, your philosophies ### ##### you higher status within the group.
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Membership history
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 1 Sept 2026, 20:06 | 3 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by @daevonwatson as measured.
Members we’ve seen
@daevonwatson — Owner (rank 255)
A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.
Rank structure
Roles and per-rank member counts as Roblox reports them (rank 0 = guest … 255 = owner).
Related groups
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Open data
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