The Church Of Sartry #4597959
OtherENfictional religionroleplayabsurdist humor
Description
Our church worships the almighty deity named Sartry or Sartory. Pronounced Sa-Tor-Ree or Sar-Tree. Sartry has a list of rules you must follow to be in the church. Rule Number One: You must never draw hairy lines, they only exist to destroy the perfection of your drawing. Rule Number Two: You must always wash your hands after handling plants, plants are filthy they come from the outdoors. Rule Number Three: You must always stay Shettled. being Shettled is being calm, collected and not fun. Rule Number Four: You must pray to Sartry by saying "Hail Sartry" while dancing. Hailing Sartry can give you protection from dangerous things like tornadoes. Rule Number Five: When Hailing Sartry you must always "Square Up" meaning you must face him. Rule Number Six: With Sartry being the most powerful Deity there are a number of other less powerful deity's that you can also hail. The following deity's are all lesser than Sartry. There is Irwin, Newmie, King and Ping.
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
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| 13 Oct 2026, 03:02 | 5 | first reading |
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