The Melonists #466152
Description
Sbk28 founded the melonists by commiting "The First Slap", he slapped me "The Melon Lord" with a melon, and so began our friendship and "The Melonists". Then came "The Melon Dragons", the epicest melonist followers! At the moment we have no HQ, but it will come soon, as well as a uniform hopefully. Our moto is simply "Melons United", this is a serious group and if you underestimate us you might find yourself and your group utterly and thoroughly owned... IMPORTANT NOTICE:Any reference to anything other than the fruit "Melon" is not intended.
Written by the group; not a statement by this register.
Membership history
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 20 Aug 2026, 10:13 | 5 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by Grandpa (@poolofskulls1000) as measured.
Members we’ve seen
Grandpa (@poolofskulls1000) — Melon Lord (rank 255)
A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.
Related groups
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Open data
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