Church of Smurf God #4682073
Description
Welcome to the Church of our dearest God, Smurf God. In this church we do nothing but respect each other's authorities and make sure each and every one of us is not sad. Anyone who does not believe in our religion, they are quickly thrown under the bus and is a demon to our eyes. Rules: 8:00 to 8:30PM - Pray Respect Others Hate on Atheists Bring gifts to the Smurf God at least twice a day
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Membership history
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Aug 2026, 01:22 | 2 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by torch (@torchIights) as measured.
Members we’ve seen
torch (@torchIights) — Speaker of the Church (rank 255) terminated
Tinfoilbot (@NopantsRBLX) — Worshippers (rank 1)
A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.
Related groups
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Open data
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