tony the tiger is our god #4683977
Description
What the frosted flakes did you just frootloop about me you little captain crunch? I’ll have you know I’m a part of a balanced breakfast and have under 300 confirmed calories per a serving. You are nothing to me. Just a generic brand. I will pour milk into my cereal at the perfect consistency for a television commercial, mark my words. You think you can get away with eating candy for breakfast? Think again reese’s puff cereal. As of right now I am going to my local grocery story store and purchasing boxes of cherrios so you better prepare for a cholesterol drop. The cholesterol drop that makes you bee happy and bee healthy. Your chances of having a heart attack have been lowered. You can eat cereal anytime, everyday and can buy over 700 different brands, and that’s just general Kellogs cereal. Not only can I buy general Kellogs cereal, a part of a balanced breakfast, but I also have access to all Kellogs brand cereal and will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your that miserable fat
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Aug 2026, 03:03 | 6 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by tony (@TonyAiello) as measured.
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tony (@TonyAiello) — cult head (rank 255)
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