The Lettuce appreciation club #5122685
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Description
LETTUCE HAS BUILT THE VERY FABRIC OF REALITY THAT YOU KNOW. ITS POWER IS BEYOND COMPREHENSION EVERY TIME YOU SEE A LETTUCE IT HAS ALREADY SEEN YOU A MILLION TIMES OVER. EVERY TIME YOU EAT A LETTUCE, YOU INTAKE VITAMIN C, BUT PRIMITIVE HUMAN TECHNOLOGY IS BELOW THE CAPABILITIES NEEDED TO DETECT THE VITAMIN C+. YOU ARE LETTUCE. LETTUCE IS YOU.
Written by the group; not a statement by this register.
Membership history
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 25 Sept 2026, 05:14 | 4 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by @poipoi48 as measured.
Groups seen changing owner — the largest ever handed over and the most recent — are on the ownership transfers board.
Members we’ve seen
@poipoi48 — Juicy chunk o' leaf (rank 255)
ToxicRenegadeREAL (@tristonfazbear) — Disciple (rank 1)
A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.
Rank structure
Roles and per-rank member counts as Roblox reports them (rank 0 = guest … 255 = owner).
Related groups
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Open data
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