The Ascendancy of Cones #5146899
Description
what is my perfect crime? i sneak into a car dealership at midnight. do i go for the expensive cars? no. i go for the traffic cones, they're priceless. as im taking it down, a man catches me. he tells me to stop, its his mothers business. he enjoys the cones as much as i do. i say no and we discuss the logistics of cones all night. in the morning, cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. i tell him to meet me in the car factory, but i go to the cone factory. i don't trust him. besides, i like cones more than cars. many years later, i get a postcard. he wants to see me again, he has a surprise. this is where the story gets interesting! i tell him to meet me in minecraft, but i go to roblox. roblox has cones. i stash the special cone i stole in meepcity, never to see the man again. - george washington
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Oct 2026, 03:36 | 3 | first reading |
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Owned by @m1ssdayt0na as measured.
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@m1ssdayt0na — cone queen (rank 255)
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