Lagism (The Church of Lag) #5583389
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Description
This religion is designed around one person: ? We have yet to find out who this mysterious, powerful, godlike being is, but we praise it nonetheless. We will devote everything down to the very morsels of our souls to this being. Now, allow me to tell you a story. Lore: One day, while playing Mad City, I escaped the prison, as any normal inmate playing Mad City would. All of a sudden, a mysterious being began to chase me. Its job in the game was to arrest me, as a police officer. But something was different about this police officer. It was unlike anything I had ever seen previously. The being who we call Laginator 2000 was the one who was chasing me. It was buggy, slow, and had an immense level of lag. Soon after, it disconnected. Ever since, I have abandoned my evil ways of life and began to praise this being as God, in fear that it would come after me again. Join our ways. After all, regret is inevitable. :)
Written by the group; not a statement by this register.
Membership history
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 30 Aug 2026, 11:22 | 12 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by @doritodog as measured.
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Experiences
Experiences this group owns, by lifetime visits. Live-player counts are from our last measurement.
Members we’ve seen
@doritodog — The Pope (rank 255)
Tootie_Fruity (@poglove10) — Archbishop (rank 210)
Holyrat (@Talmadge_McGoulager) — Deacon (rank 1)
ELENA (@GG_Galaxyy) — Deacon (rank 1)
A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.
Rank structure
Roles and per-rank member counts as Roblox reports them (rank 0 = guest … 255 = owner).
Open data
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