The Shortcake Mafia #640731
Description
These men have been where no one has ever been. These men will go no one will ever go. They may seem intimidating at face value, but that's only because they should - they're the big boys. If you were to join, you would have to know us, and how to know us you have to discover for yourself. If you do discover for yourself, we must be doing something wrong, because we don't want to know you. War clans are pathetic, and some of us even worry about what their members do. War clans have leaders, usually leaders with the sole intention of knowing somebody, somewhere is doing something for you. We are all leaders. Any mischoice can only be blamed on ourselves, as individuals. We have ranks, but only as a token of trust. Any attack against us will be deflected. This is the internet - we feel no pain. We are The Shortcake Mafia.
Written by the group; not a statement by this register.
Membership history
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Aug 2026, 15:08 | 3 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by user #391071 as measured.
Members we’ve seen
@777300ER — Trusteds (rank 253)
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