Kingdom of the Kettle Helmet #66907787
Description
"WHO BEARS THE KETTLE? WE DO!" ◙▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬◙ Founder - Garrett Kettle Current Ruler - Simon Kettlehelmet ◙▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬◙ Founded in the "Great Steel Bay" nearly four centuries ago by a group of low-class noblemen who saw great potential in their little hamlet of Kettlona. The nation had paved its way through history as a pillar of bravery above all else and had battled its way into one of the most highly revered kingdoms in the annals of history. Unfortunately, over 200 years later, their Kingdom suffered an economic blunder, which drove the nation into poverty and allowed neighboring countries to seize power in the region by annexing chunks of their land. Eventually, their capital was sacked by a next door warring state that killed the last heir of the male Kettle line. It was believed they would never rise to power again until they had discovered a man from a Cadet Branch whom they searched for to lead them; he agreed, and the rest was history. ◙▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬◙
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Membership history
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Aug 2026, 23:02 | 9 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by user #1203603524 as measured.
Members we’ve seen
@BrandonMacam — MR | Master-at-Kettle (rank 8)
@killlog1234 — LR | Kettleman (rank 7)
A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.
Related groups
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Open data
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