Clausism #748367
OtherENreligious parodychristmas humorfictional cult
Description
The worship of Santa Claus as your one and only savior. ------------------------------------------- THE COMMANDMENTS -THOU SHALL NOT BE NAUGHTY -THOU SHALL BE NICE -THOU SHALL SPREAD THE TEACHINGS OF SANTA ------------------------------------------- BELIEFS OF CLAUSISM: IF THOU ARE NOBLE SANTA SHALL BRING THOU TO HIS WORKSHOP WHEN HE DIES SO YOU CAN LIVE HAPPILY WITHE THE ELVES. IF THOU ARE NAUGHTY THOU SHALL BE SENT TO THE SOUTH POLE TO BE BEATEN BY SEALS. ------------------------------------------- THE TRUTH ABOUT CLAUSISM: SANTA ONLY INFLUENCES THOSE WHO GIVE YOU GIFTS HE DOESN'T GIVE THEM TO YOU HIMSELF. SANTA DOESN'T MAKE TOYS IN HIS WORKSHOP HE JUST BRAINSTORMS WAYS TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.CHRISTMAS IS MAINLY ABOUT SANTA THANKS TO TOY COMPANIES. THAT STOPPED JESUS FROM HOGGING THE FAME. ------------------------------------------- THERE IS ONLY ONE RULE: THOU SHALL NOT BE NAUGHTY
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
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| 12 Aug 2026, 04:38 | 16 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by @woogie as measured.
Members we’ve seen
@woogie — High Priest of Santa Claus (rank 255) terminated
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