The Holy Waffle Empire #756574302
Description
the holy waffle empire – a mighty (but kinda crunchy) empire dedicated to syrup, butter, and absolute breakfast supremacy. ruled by the grand toaster high council, its armies march not with guns, but with spatulas and maple cannons. enemies are quickly smothered in syrup and added to the sacred brunch menu. their national anthem is just “waffle waffle waffle” on repeat. why join: 1. free waffles 2. u become cool 3. popular at school when u join (real)
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Membership history
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Aug 2026, 01:45 | 1 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by bloop74 (@Bloop172560) as measured.
Members we’ve seen
bloop74 (@Bloop172560) — emperor waffle (rank 255)
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Related groups
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