simppolice #7948355

269

members (measured 8 Oct 2026, 09:53 UTC)

4 October 2020

created (per Roblox API)

10 August 2026

first measured by this register

OtherENinternet slangcommunity humoranti-simping

Description

"nice guys"? i dont buy it stop. simping.

Written by the group; not a statement by this register.

Membership history

Growth

2 measurements spanning 26 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 269–270 and does not start at zero.

Measurement log — every members count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	Members	Change
6 Sept 2026, 13:20	269	-1
11 Aug 2026, 07:22	270	first reading

Ownership

Owned by @masteries as measured.

Groups seen changing owner — the largest ever handed over and the most recent — are on the ownership transfers board.

Members we’ve seen

@masteries — captain (rank 255)

@seuyns — special agent (rank 50)

b9lls (@awesomeandrew0101) — detective (rank 15)

Rak (@CherryRak) — detective (rank 15)

@braydenhb — detective (rank 15)

61dollar29cents (@Vanilla_Deluxe) — detective (rank 15)

Sumtingwong (@stinkyboiishere) — detective (rank 15)

@CombinedImaginations — detective (rank 15)

beeswarmsimualt (@Capiify) — detective (rank 15)

collector_space (@Xarbash808) — detective (rank 15) terminated

@Frofnir — detective (rank 15)

@basil_tea — detective (rank 15) terminated

@cooI_z — detective (rank 15)

@DarkCity — simps (rank 5) terminated

vlvlol (@NotHxctor) — simps (rank 5)

JxkeyWakey (@25k_Jxke) — simps (rank 5)

Squire (@maksim19072012) — police (rank 1)

Ava (@Kriwaii) — police (rank 1)

Silence (@pp1745) — police (rank 1)

Ian (@2kvqt1) — police (rank 1)

rainy (@RainyuDay) — police (rank 1)

BirdOfHermes (@stiel1266) — police (rank 1)

YourD4rkG4l3n3 (@mertkaradeniz13) — police (rank 1)

KAISERRR (@lookingforja3min) — police (rank 1)

MACIESV1BE (@kyleekk6) — police (rank 1)

A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.

Rank structure

captain1

special agent2

detective31

simps13

Member270

police223

Guest0

Roles and per-rank member counts as Roblox reports them (rank 0 = guest … 255 = owner).

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Groups whose measured members overlap with this one — a sample from our membership graph.

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Paradoxum Games#4914494 · 22 shared members

Rumble Studios#3333298 · 21 shared members

Nosniy Games#3461453 · 19 shared members

Roblox#7 · 19 shared members

Car Crushers Community#2726951 · 17 shared members

Wiggity.#12836673 · 15 shared members

LSPLASH#3049798 · 15 shared members

Open data

Download this group’s measured record — free to reuse with attribution: membership history (CSV) · full record (JSON)

Each file carries its licence and retrieval time inside it, and is generated from the same measurements shown above.