Aurelius Ignatius #8337540
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Description
Sometimes when I dig too deep, I'll find a diamond ore stashed in between two hot-cross buns. What can I do but entertain my desires to consume a much too lovely treat which I then proceed to write down as a feat. Could I comprehend the beauty that lies in between two hot-crossed buns? Or am I inadequate in that sense. A beautifully articulated mind finds the diamond revolting. I can't bear-witness to such a lowly joke of a crystal. I could never falter to such low standards as to entertain the thought of grabbing the diamond ore and smelting it. Whatever it may be, I soon decide to mine the diamond with my silk touch pickaxe. But alas, my diamond pickaxe is silky smooth. The diamond falls out of reach of my two hopeless hands and there it slides over the light-blue complexion of the ice rink. Oh well, I never loved that piece of jewelry anyways. I understand it's value to me and how I don't need it anymore. I then find my villagers selling diamonds and never looked back since.
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Membership history
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Sept 2026, 06:01 | 65 | +1 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 11:51 | 64 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by Breadlerrisk (@BreadrettCharter) as measured.
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Experiences
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Members we’ve seen
Breadlerrisk (@BreadrettCharter) — Harper (rank 255)
Kai (@otterton15) — Trusted Civil Persons (rank 215)
AnonymousAgentEN_ZO (@enzochickens) — Trusted Civil Persons (rank 215)
not_2TWrqn (@wren146) — Civilian (rank 202)
Piercer (@TundraBL0X) — Traveller from afar (rank 170)
Rizz1cuz1we1up1asain (@baybladeburstturde) — Traveller from afar (rank 170)
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