Bonk Inc. (Private Security Team) #8465141
Description
If life tells us at least ONE thing about Karen’s, is that they are persistent. If our good ol’ Punisher Of Karen’s is unable to control these creatures, then we are left with no other choice than to use our Bonk Incorporated Private Security Team. The B.I.P.S.T will deal these wild beasts while we continue with our bonking business (which is booming). Now that you are reading this fully, lemme read off/type off these RULES. —Rules— Do not engage a level one Karen. These creatures will only make comments based off our customer service. Engage level two Karen’s with necessary force. Engage all other levels of Karen’s with extreme force. Never let up. Do not engage in conversation with any levels of Karen’s...no matter how apologetic they may seem.... Do NOT be racist. (Can’t handle anymore law suits)
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Membership history
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Aug 2026, 20:54 | 4 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by Kobeni (@DarkerrHi) as measured.
Members we’ve seen
Kobeni (@DarkerrHi) — Founder/Chief (rank 255) terminated
Olise (@ninjajetbomber) — Bonk Company (rank 20)
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