Weird Household #8801099
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welcome to Weird Household *must do morning prayers to whatever cult you are in* what to do when ur siblings are on fire: 1. get the fire extinguisher to calm everyone ELSE down 2. use water to pour over ur sibling who is in pain 3. wait till mom gets back and scolds you what to do when there’s no food: 1. vegans: go outside and eat grass 2. non-vegans: eat the dog.. wait no, steal a cow from Cleetus 3. starve. 😊 what to do if your younger sibling is getting more attention: 1. ONLY VIOLENCE SOLVES THIS CASE... ☠️ 2. but you can hit them with a chair 3. and “Accidentally” wipe them out of existence what to do if mom is tired: 1. stay away 2. stay away x2 3. stay away x3
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Aug 2026, 18:31 | 1 | first reading |
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Owned by @ZkooHolder59 as measured.
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@ZkooHolder59 — Owner ✿ (rank 255)
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