Church of the Imperative and Only #8970212
Description
It is irrational for God to create anything material whatsoever. Because God is all-knowing, God knows everything that has happened, is happening, will happen and will not happen. Therefore, it is meaningless for God to create the experiment that is material reality. The most reasonable conclusion is that we do not materially exist, everything around does not materially exist, nor space, nor time. The only thing that truly exists is God. We are "living" in one of the infinite known outcomes in God's Metaphorical mind. The nature of God's attributes are determined within these outcomes rather than being universally the same across all outcomes. WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN ANY COMMANDMENTS OR RULES SET BY GOD IN OUR OUTCOME WHATSOEVER All you have to do to join our church is to agree with our beliefs.
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Membership history
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Aug 2026, 00:00 | 2 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by @IHazBrain as measured.
Members we’ve seen
@IHazBrain — crabdag (rank 255)
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