There’s a squirrel on my roof #9102942
OtherENrandom humorschool storyabsurdist
Description
My friend and I were sitting in class 1one day when this kid comes back from the bathroom and says “All the stall doors are locked.” I whisper to my friend and say “If they all are locked you knock, if no one replies you knock again. Still no answer? You take a hammer, and destroy the door. If that didn’t work you, look under the stall door to see if it’s empty or not. Doesn’t matter if it is or not you take a wrecking ball and throw the door down!” :3
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
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| 30 Aug 2026, 17:59 | 3 | first reading |
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Kendall (@Kxndq1ll) — Admin (rank 254)
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