Swag Masters Inc. #913937
Description
Here at Swag Masters INC. We process swag juice for our overlord known as Expatiate. For all the new members, here are the steps of swag juice purification and processing. 1) Find a victim in the basement. 2) Put them in the machine closest to the door, this slices off the victims limbs and skins them. 3) Take the remains out of the shoot closest to the other door. 4) Go through the door to the next room 5) Put them in the machine in the middle of the room, and watch in the glass as they are melted like candle wax and tweezers remove the bones. 6) Continue watching as the liquid falls through a series of filters, finally going into a pump which spits out the pink colored swag juice. 7) Pick up the bucket containing the swag juice on the other side. 8) Put in the microave for 30 seconds. 9) Go in the back and pour it into Expatiate's hot tub.
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 24 Aug 2026, 01:18 | 2 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by @ttvninjaisback4 as measured.
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@ttvninjaisback4 — Swag Juice Drinker (rank 255) terminated
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