U.S. Secret Service #93499
OtherENpolitical satireroleplayfictional narrative
Description
Secret service plege "A thrill must go up the leg of the applicant when in the presence of President Yahoow5." "The applicant must scoff at the suggestion that AGW is not settled science, regardless of their knowledge of the subject." "The applicant must be willing to throw themselves to the wolves when the Protocol Office or Social Office screw up." "While the desire to faint in the presence of President Yahoow5 is considered beneficial, actually fainting would disqualify the applicant. Also, hyperventilating in the presence of President Yahoow5 is considered to be a disqualifying attribute."
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Membership history
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 24 Aug 2026, 18:29 | 14 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by @yahoow5 as measured.
Members we’ve seen
@yahoow5 — President (rank 255)
@themasterofblox — recruit (rank 2)
A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.
Rank structure
Roles and per-rank member counts as Roblox reports them (rank 0 = guest … 255 = owner).
Related groups
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Open data
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