help i'm scared #9415815
Description
you probably came here being promised cake or pizza. Unfortunately, due to the current state of the counter-insurgency within Sahjid's "Triangle of death", you may have been given Interceptor Body Armor, an M16A4 and a United States Marine Corps draft ticket. We're sorry to break our promise, but you will be provided with cake and pizza at the VA hospital where your injuries will be found non-service related. Long live Sahjid.
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Membership history
Growth
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| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 00:57 | 6 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by @Unvolarium as measured.
Members we’ve seen
@Unvolarium — owner (rank 255)
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Rank structure
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