The Church of Raptor Jesus. #945338
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Description
Many millions of years before the old testament was written, Raptor Jesus was hatched. He clawed his way out of his unfertilized egg and proceeded to eat several of the early mammals that were swarming his nest. “He went extinct for your sins to save you from Satanasaurus Rex” ~ Cretaceous 3:27 “The Corinthians' third letter to Raptor Jesus came back slashed and stained with blood.” ~ The DiploPope "Those who deny him will have their livers torn asunder and presented before the one true Messiah as an offering to appease his scaly wraith." ~ Sauropod 6:14 "Thy Father feasted upon the carcass of a long dead Triceratops, and our Lord Raptor Jesus saw that it was, indeed good." ~ Embryo 2:21 "Praise him. When you see him, offer your liver. Raptor Jesus does not judge on the texture of your liver, only the size." ~Cretaceous 3:62
Written by the group; not a statement by this register.
Membership history
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Aug 2026, 23:02 | 96 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by Papa_Pumpkin (@MrOhnoez) as measured.
Members we’ve seen
Papa_Pumpkin (@MrOhnoez) — That guy who loves Raptor Jesus (rank 255)
wilup (@Aegikazam) — Raptor Jesus Disciple (rank 254)
@mehrunedagon6 — Raptor Jesus Disciple (rank 254) terminated
Brad (@bradleyroymerritt) — Followers of Raptor Jesus (rank 253)
@theboywhosaidraptor — Followers of Raptor Jesus (rank 253)
A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.
Rank structure
Roles and per-rank member counts as Roblox reports them (rank 0 = guest … 255 = owner).
Related groups
Groups whose measured members overlap with this one — a sample from our membership graph.
Open data
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