The Coffee Machine
A Roblox experience owned by 294 CCU PLS.
HorrorENSCP FoundationHorrorMystery
Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
😴 You wake in a wheat field that doesn't end, wearing an orange jumpsuit you don't remember putting on. There's a symbol stitched over the heart. You don't know it. ☕ Somewhere out there, at the center of everything, a coffee machine is waiting. 💰 Spare some change? ⚠️ WARNING: Flashing lights & disorienting sounds. Player discretion advised. 🧠 Inspired by SCP-294 by Arcibi. 📜 SCP-294 Licensing & Attributions: https://devforum.roblox.com/t/4852803
Last updated by the developer 21 Sept 2026, 01:47 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 22 Sept 2026, 03:45 | 59 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).
Badge funnel
How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.
Roblox recommends these alongside it
Roblox’s own “games like this” rail, as we recorded it on 6 October 2026. The order is Roblox’s, not ours. Which games it points at most →
Like ratio over time
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | % liked | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 2 Oct 2026, 03:46 | 74 | no change |
| 22 Sept 2026, 03:45 | 74 | first reading |
Percentage of votes that are likes, at each of our measurements. A falling line is a game losing its crowd’s goodwill.