.-=< THE ZESSPIT™ >=-.

The year was 1927. Theodore Alexander Zesstonia III and his compatriots went on what what they believed would be a normal caving trip in the depths of the Rocky Mountains. During this trip, many things happened. The group laughed. The group cried. They sung and danced as the mapped out the cavern's ebbs and flows. They hiked until their legs gave out, and through the exertion, they never realized that their lungs were burning. Little did they know that this was the last night they'd ever spend together. Several miles away from the sun, where no one would find them for 20 years. We have learned from out mistakes. Grown from them. With this knowledge, we've bettered the world. With these hands, we've carved the future. With our sacrifice, we will save lives. It's a shame that you don't think the same way.