-=< ZESS CO >=- #12989440
OtherENsatireroleplaycorporate-parody
Description
Zess- No place better to go than Zess Co! We here at the Zess Corporation pride ourselves on customer satisfaction with our wide range of products that may or may not break the Geneva Conventions. We are looking for creative and innovative minds to bring on board to develop their ideas along with our popular products such as the Zess Pit™, the Spine-Stretch-o-Matic 901™, the Wifequietinator MkIII™, and Zenicillin™. Employment at Zess offers incredible opportunities, like competitive pay and competitive promotions. Everyone is family here at Zess until they're not. With top-dollar* facilities and premier biochemical knowledge, our aim here at the Zess Corporation is to provide out-of-the-box solutions to not-so-everyday problems. We are loyal** to our employees and customers and will provide support and comradery to promote great work ethic and a welcoming work environment. Submit your application today!... or don't, and miss out on possibly the greatest opportunity ever, of course.
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Membership history
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Members | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 6 Sept 2026, 08:04 | 52 | first reading |
Ownership
Owned by Lord Eggy (@ExplodusNightmare) as measured.
Experiences
Experiences this group owns, by lifetime visits. Live-player counts are from our last measurement.
Members we’ve seen
Lord Eggy (@ExplodusNightmare) — Chief Executive Officer (rank 255)
jonathanXyeuxLaser (@LaRevengeDeLamort) — Applicant (rank 1)
yoloooo_1 (@cool_bro913) — Applicant (rank 1)
A sample — only members this register has independently measured, highest rank first. Not the full roster.
Rank structure
Roles and per-rank member counts as Roblox reports them (rank 0 = guest … 255 = owner).
Related groups
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Open data
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