💪Mega Noob Simulator💪

A Roblox experience owned by thunder1222 Productions.

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💪Mega Noob Simulator💪 is a simulator experience created on 2019-12-25. It records 610,280,262 lifetime visits and 1,195,704 favorites. Currently, 246 users are playing. The title holds a 91% like percentage. Developed by thunder1222 and scripted by Uncle_Davey, the game focuses on size growth mechanics and player-versus-player combat within the simulator genre.

Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)

Become the biggest noob! Smash bacon hairs to gain muscle and strength to grow in size and become thick! Buy upgrades to deal more damage to defeat Boss Bacon and his goons! Fight other noobs in the PVP arena to see who's the strongest noob! Developed by: thunder1222 Scripted by: Uncle_Davey

Last updated by the developer 24 Jun 2026, 19:41 UTC.

161

playing (measured 21 Aug 2026, 20:54 UTC)

610,429,673

lifetime visits

91%

liked (473,829 👍 / 46,245 👎)

1,195,704

favourites (2.0 per 1k visits)

25 December 2019

created (per Roblox)

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Live players over time

Growth

2 measurements spanning 11 days, net -176. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 135–363 and does not start at zero.

Measurement log — every players count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	Players	Change
21 Aug 2026, 20:54	161	-176
10 Aug 2026, 14:01	337	first reading

Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).

Monetization — game passes

2x Boss Tokens

500 R$

2x Rebirth Tokens

350 R$

VIP

325 R$

2x Heads

175 R$

More Pet Slots

150 R$

Radio

150 R$

2x Coins

125 R$

2x Strength

75 R$

Autoclicker

50 R$

Auto Rebirth

25 R$

Size Selector

10 R$

Game passes for sale and their prices, measured from the Roblox passes API. Developer products bought inside the game aren’t publicly listable.

Badge funnel

Weak · other90,924,447

Stronger · other37,805,782

Strong Noob · other34,729,109

Workout Noob · other19,376,713

Buffer Noob · other15,663,725

Almost Mega Noob · other12,937,510

Mega Noob · other11,732,625

10,000 Coins! · collection10,812,402

Take the L · other10,208,474

Rebirth · progression6,795,776

100,000 Coins! · collection4,751,728

PVP Win! · other3,771,684

5 Rebirths · progression3,423,433

Mega Bacon · other1,642,582

AJ Striker Defeated! · progression1,514,135

How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.