be a dad and get milk simulator
A Roblox experience owned by br7h productions.
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be a dad and get milk simulator is a simulator experience created on 2022-12-27. It has recorded 52,406,460 lifetime visits and 188,776 favorites. Currently, 13 players are active. The title holds a 90% like percentage. The description notes 46 achievable badges and endings. The game is categorized under the simulator genre.
Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)
It's 2023, you have a loving family in need of calcium. You decide to take the risk and go to the store to get some milk, will you return? or will you not, it's up to you Currently 46 achievables badges/endings Join our group for a free hat in-game! https://www.roblox.com/groups/10860091/br7h-productions#!/about Made by br7hprojects and Thepancakeplant Inspired by: Get a snack at 4 am this game is satire tags: milk, get milk, get milk at 3 am, get milk simulator, get milk at 4 am, be a dad, be a dad and get milk, de a dad simulator, get milk simulator, get a snack at 4 am, be a dad and get milk, be a dad and get milk simulator, br7h
Last updated by the developer 22 May 2026, 14:49 UTC.
Live players over time
Growth
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Aug 2026, 14:22 | 10 | first reading |
Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).
Monetization — game passes
Game passes for sale and their prices, measured from the Roblox passes API. Developer products bought inside the game aren’t publicly listable.
Badge funnel
How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.
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Roblox’s own “games like this” rail, as we recorded it on 22 August 2026. The order is Roblox’s, not ours. Which games it points at most →
Like ratio over time
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | % liked | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 2 Sept 2026, 14:18 | 90 | no change |
| 23 Aug 2026, 14:08 | 90 | first reading |
Percentage of votes that are likes, at each of our measurements. A falling line is a game losing its crowd’s goodwill.