get divorced at 3 am

A Roblox experience owned by br7h productions.

RoleplayENsatire2006 nostalgiachoice-based

get divorced at 3 am is a roleplay experience created on 2023-05-06. It has recorded 34,273,225 lifetime visits and 179,975 favorites. Currently, 11 users are playing. The experience holds an 86% like percentage. It features 43 obtainable badges. The description notes the content is satire inspired by other 3 am simulator games.

Description (written by the developer; not a statement by this register)

it is 2006.. you don't like your current situation and decide to get a divorce.. will you succesfully divorce or will you not? the choice is yours! currently obtainable badges: 43 😎 JOIN GROUP FOR A FREE HAT IN-GAME! 😎 Disclaimer: The divorce portrayed in this experience is in a work environment and is in no way comparable to a family divorce. This game is satire Inspiration: be a dad and get milk simulator by br7h productions get a snack at 3 am get a drink at 3 am

Last updated by the developer 5 Aug 2026, 12:52 UTC.

playing (measured 10 Aug 2026, 14:22 UTC)

34,273,225

lifetime visits

86%

liked (27,358 👍 / 4,307 👎)

180,197

favourites (5.3 per 1k visits)

6 May 2023

created (per Roblox)

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Live players over time

Growth

Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.

Measurement log — every players count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	Players	Change
10 Aug 2026, 14:22	8	first reading

Concurrent players at each of our measurements (insert-on-change).

Monetization — game passes

ultra long rope mode

145 R$

long rope mode

95 R$

day time

30 R$

Game passes for sale and their prices, measured from the Roblox passes API. Developer products bought inside the game aren’t publicly listable.

Badge funnel

leave the house · other9,044,241 · 100.0% win

steal ending · progression5,870,175 · 68.9% win

divorce ending · other3,655,579 · 39.8% win

become employee · other1,650,748 · 11.7% win

feed the dog · other889,899 · 4.3% win

missed train · other764,606 · 15.5% win

milk ending · progression741,270 · 6.6% win

swim · other702,187 · 12.4% win

become a good employee · other569,302 · 5.0% win

bloxy cola ending · progression525,753 · 5.8% win

uncooked pizza ending · progression461,228 · 3.7% win

bread ending · progression396,519 · 3.0% win

tacos ending · progression392,328 · 5.3% win

pie ending · progression386,783 · 4.1% win

banana ending · progression366,428 · 3.2% win

How many players have ever earned each badge — a proxy for how far players get before they stop. Steep drop-offs mark where a game loses people. Win rate is the past-day share of players who earned it; categories are assigned by a language model from each badge’s own name and description.

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Like ratio over time

Growth

2 measurements spanning 10 days. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 85–87 and does not start at zero.

Measurement log — every % liked count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	% liked	Change
2 Sept 2026, 15:17	86	no change
23 Aug 2026, 15:05	86	first reading

Percentage of votes that are likes, at each of our measurements. A falling line is a game losing its crowd’s goodwill.